TOP CHEF - BROOKLYN
Typical mediocre Brooklyn crap. OK if you are sick or not picky at the moment, but if you're looking for quality steer clear. Also, I'd like to think the name of this is representative of some niche demographic of dope dealers who love the TV show Top Chef, hahaha. I'd love to be present for that target group TV marketing meeting!
NEW ARRIVAL - MANHATTAN
RIGHT GUARD - BROOKLYN
Why in the world would someone want to link their product to a deodorant? If anything it makes me think they named it after what they were using to cut it. Again, typical Brooklyn street level stuff, nothing special.
GOOD FELLAS - BROOKLYN
While the name is golden, I feel like the person who stamped this missed out on the chance to have some really choice artwork accompany this. Also isn't Goodfellas one word, not two? Don't know why they split up the word like that. Ah, the pitfalls of not understanding grammar. Makes me think of this. As to the actual product, mediocre all the way, straight 5's in every category.
OLD NAVY - BROOKLYN
Again another perplexing reference, after all dope doesn't really make me think about affordable khakis & t-shirts. Sometimes I think these people literally just look around the room and name their dope after the first thing they see. Same medium quality as the other dope from this area, maybe a slightly less grainy cut this time.
CHASE - LOWER MANHATTAN
This stuff was absolutely bizarre. When I got the bags, I realized immediately they were STUFFED - it looked like three bags were stuffed into each individual bag. However I quickly realized all the bulk was 100% cut, a shitty unidentifiable cut at that, that I definitely had some allergic reactions to. This was a one time connection, but if given the choice I would not return nor buy this again. Don't be fooled by the fat bags - BEWARE!
C-1 (Though there were a lot in the bags it was all filler, hence the rating)
HEAT - BROOKLYN
I gotta stop getting the same mediocre Brooklyn junk! (See what I did there? Yes I'm a dork) This stuff was maybe slightly more than average in the rush department, but again straight 5's for this one across the board.
That's all I got for the moment, but stay tuned for some more posts in the upcoming weeks. As always, I can be reached at email@example.com, and remember to send all reviews to that e-mail, NOT the one listed in the graphic, otherwise your review will not be posted.
Also I'm planning to make a separate post about this subject as well, but until that's up I'll give you guys the basic gist of it here. I got an e-mail from a concerned reader about a red stamp by the name of "heart attack" going around Patterson, NJ. The source says that it appears to be cut with a stimulant of some sort, which we all know is not something you want to fuck around with. So watch out, and spread the word!
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